Braindead Shithead

a night of Grandaddy videos. yeah!

here is the song Laughing Stock, live at Glastonbury



here is the song Now it's On, live at Glastonbury. Jason forgets the words!



here is the video for Fare Thee Not Well Mutineer.



enjoy an evening of Grandaddy.

to The Pussy Song by Arm of Roger.

even when his underwear and the baby's crib get in the way.

Here's a few quick items for my first post as a member of Team Shithead.

Posted a link to this in the comments the other day, but here it is out in the open...



"Funny commercial for German Optics" [Montag's alternate title: Guy Gets his Knob Polished]

Check out SolarDeathRay.com: The #1 Death Ray On The Internet!. "Using the power of 112 suns to burn, melt, and destroy things," they boasted... And then they melted Vader!



One last item, again out of Germany: Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances

Six gay penguins at a German zoo are still refusing to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005, the zoo said.

The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances...

Those are some gay penguins! You couldn't gay me up enough that I could resist the allure of bashful Sweedish females of my species.

The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.

In a statement posted on its Internet website, the zoo on Wednesday sought to defend itself from fresh criticism.

"We will be delighted if the penguins form even one heterosexual couple and manage to produce first an egg, and then a little one," it said.

"But of course we accept the male couples that have formed and we are not trying to enforce heterosexuality, as we were accused of doing last year."

Even a zookeeper's gotta know how to be PC sometimes. [Inappropriate joke involving the phrase "cover your ass" deleted.]

The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every [Humboldt penguin] that wouldn't screw to save its species." --I am Jack's Reparative-Therapy-advocating Christian fundamentalist alter-ego. [For the truly braindead: that's a Fight Club reference.]

Happy, Happy. Joy, Joy.



"...And in other news tonight, Voltron got totally served."



I swear to god, MY name is Shake-zula.



Why, why, why aren't these being rerun somewhere?



Can YOU name the Balcony Guys?



Because I spend my nights looking up stupid shit to make others look at.
And I do this.
Listen to it really loud, for those neighbors who piss you off.
Especially at 10:33 at night.

I have this song on my phone. No, really. I love it that much.
I think I need a tattoo of those pink things.
No, really on that one, too.

Here, are the REAL, ORIGINAL, Two Chinese Boys.
AKA BDB-Back Dormitory Boys.
Mainly, because they sing in their dorm.
I'm sure much to the amusement of the roommate in the background, trying desperately to ignore the two douches behind him.
I think I want it that way now, too.



This? It's a bad kung fu movie in reverse.






Here, they show the magic that is their versatility. Able to sing with the same high level of showmanship, even on the road.





And finally, Two Chinese Boys show their full range.
Trust me, these are two boys at the height of their vocal control, love of the song, and end of their roommate's patience.

wrastlin' douchebag breaks his ribs.




fat dude wipeout on ball




horse crushes asshole's body




oldie but a goodie (if video doesn't work)



the human roman candle




serve one up





they're gay, but i'm a sucker for head trauma (and afv)