Braindead Shithead

HOUSTON - Rusty Yates remarried Saturday in the church where the funeral for his five children was held and less than two days before his ex-wife's murder retrial was to begin.

Yates married Laura Arnold, 41, during a private ceremony attended by 100 people at Clear Lake Church of Christ, where they met.

The church minister said Yates chose to move on with his life while resisting temptation to pity himself or seek revenge on people who may have wronged him.

"It is easy to judge the actions of another, as though we know all the intricate details of their life story. Jesus has warned us against such judgments," minister Byron Fike said in his prepared statement. He took no questions.

Yates divorced Andrea Yates in March 2005, three years after she was sentenced to life in prison on two murder convictions for drowning her children in a bathtub. An appeals court overturned those convictions based on mistaken testimony by a psychiatrist.



Oh my god, I am so pissed at this.
Motherfucker was SOOOOO holy, he couldn't get his wife a little help, major depression and five small kids to take care of.
But he sure could fucking divorce her when someone new came along.
Note the timing-he only divorced her a year ago, and she drowned the kids 5 years ago.

Yeah, good for you, going on with your life. I hope your new wife doesn't even consider having kids, especially at 41, and certainly not with you.
Fucker.
Oo, he pisses me off something fierce.
Oh, and he chose to move on with his life...if he'd fucking gotten his wife the help she needed, if he had payed a little more attention to what was going on at home, he'd still have five kids and a wife. Maybe another kid-perish the thought.

My panties are fully twisted over this one. Mad mad mad.
"Seek revenge"-on who, himself? Maybe he SHOULD beat himself up a bit over not noticing his wife was SCHIZOPHRENIC!!!
Who would he seek revenge on?

Welcome to how "Christians" do things. Total head shaking going on here.
Must stop before I become even madder. AAAA!!!

Courtesy of FARK (and Mrs. J.R. for finding it), some very funny nerd tombstones.

This is my personal favorite.

I completely forgot it was St. Patrick's day, nary a spot of green on me, thank god I saw no one else who decided I needed to be pinched for that.

But really, it's just not St. Patty's day without a little bit of Irish rap. There are about 3 words in this whole freaking song I don't know.





"But I ain't goin' out like no punk bitch!" has to be one of my all time favorite song lyrics.

That, and what comes right before it...

"I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top,
I never eat a pig 'cuz a pig is a cop
Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwartzenegger
Try'na play me out like as if my name was Sega"

So not even trying to explain how I got this amazingly...odd...yeah. That's pretty much all I can say.
You have to listen to the whole bloody thing, though. There's a great line about being able to raze villages with the shoulder pads.
Plus, at loud volume, I hope it's pissing off my neighbors.

Now, we all know how cool crafting has become lately.

And, really, I think I need to make these for all my friends.
There's a variety of designs you can order as kits, or, now that you've thought of it, go make one for yourself.





And, wow, I was just going to show you a photo of the Joey Ramone Doll you can make from Stitch 'n Bitch Nation, but then I found a link to this.
Oh my god, the rock star goodness...





I'm pretty sure we all recognize the BeeGees-if you don't, shame on you, now go listen to "Saturday Night Fever" 10 times in a row as punishment-but want to know who the crazy foursome on the left are?

ABBA.

I'm going to go shoot myself for still making scarves-barely.

...I'm one of them Star Wars shitheads.

I haven't seen very many of the fan films, but this one has got to be among the best. Couple of high school kids having a light saber duel. Check it out: Home Made Light Saber Battle Video

You say you can't multiple worth shit? You're in luck! Today we start our series of Multiplication Rock. First up, "My Hero, Zero".

Yeah, this film is a mess, but I still love it.



How can you not love a movie that gives you a crazy John Lithgow saying things like this?

Yeah, they creeped me out before, now I get to see one without its face...
right.

Anyway, love this little addictive ditty, thank you Mr. iPod Commercial Guy, for bringing it to my attention. Of COURSE it's by the criminally underappreciated Daft Punk.
And creepy. Very creepy.

The caption isn't mine, so don't bitch.

Dorky but Funny

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Yeah, yeah, I know, but I had to have the proper grammar in there.

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- The reigning Miss Deaf Texas died after being struck by a train, officials said.

Tara Rose McAvoy, 18, was walking Monday near railroad tracks when she was struck by a Union Pacific train, authorities said.

A witness told Austin television station KTBC the train sounded its horn right up until the accident occurred.

Burn baby, burn!

Really, that's about all I have to say to this story.
I can't believe anyone let this bitch get away with this.
You can't discipline a student for what goes on at home, unless it's overtly threatening.
Haven't we learned this over and over again?
Duh.

Joseph Frederick, a student at Juneau-Douglas High School in Alaska, displayed the banner -"Bong Hits 4 Jesus"- in January 2002 to try to get on television as the Olympic torch relay was passing the school. It was across the street from the school! Even I know that's why the "bad" kids went across the street to smoke-because it wasn't school property.

Principal Deborah Morse seized the banner and suspended the 18-year-old for 10 days, saying he had undermined the school's educational mission and anti-drug stance.

Friday's ruling by the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco overturned a decision by a federal court in Alaska that backed Frederick's suspension and said his rights were not violated.

The appeals court said the banner was protected speech because it did not disrupt school activity and was displayed off school grounds during a non-curricular activity.

"Public schools are instrumentalities of government, and government is not entitled to suppress speech that undermines whatever missions it defines for itself," Judge Andrew Kleinfeld wrote in the court's opinion.

The court also cleared the way for Frederick to seek damages, saying Morse was aware of relevant case law and should have known her actions violated his rights.


Yeah, bitchface! Take that! Uh! I hope he sues you and gets LOADS OF CASH.
(I get a little cranky about schools and personal rights.)

I love me some William Shatner.

It's Mr. Show Monday! Whoohooo!

This is the Mr. Show Cracker Barrel.


I saw that all 4 seasons are being sold together for a very good price. Very cool.

In light of Britney being supposedly pregnant again...


This is the ugliest kid I have ever seen in my life...STOP BREADING WITH ANYONE FROM FRESNO!