Braindead Shithead
Saturday, March 25, 2006
in space, no one can hear your accordion
CRUNCH!!!
This video made me cringe, pee my pants, then cry. Hey, I named it "CRUNCH!!!" for a reason. I love how nobody even pays attention to his motionless body. Feel the love.
Friday, March 24, 2006
A touching tale of a boy, a clown and the snake down his pants
A Braindead Shithead Exclusive!
There's a bit of a story behind this. Some of you might remember I posted what has to be my favorite parody/tribute song of all time a while back, Beware of Sleestak by a band called Tastes Like Chicken. At the time I noted that I didn't even know if TLC was still in existence. It turns out they are! Not too long after I posted that tune, Jacques from TLC contacted me to point me to their (soon to be) new website -- Tastes Like Music.
Well, we've exchanged a couple of e-mails since then, and as it turns out Jacques and I are both from the Albany, NY area. So Jacques e-mailed me the other night and asked if I wanted to preview their new song. Of course I did! The upshot of all this is I have a brand new, never-before-released Tastes Like Chicken song to post. It's called Willie Whistle and it's a sweet little tune about a Boston area clown that used to be on in between all the good cartoons on the local cable system. Here's what Jacques has to say:
'Ol Willie used to do remote broadcasts from around the community and he did one show from some zoo. Willie was holding this really large snake and wouldn't you know the thing slithered right down his rainbow suspenders and into his pants. You could see the snake moving around in there and all Willie could do was giggle!
So there's my crappy little introduction and now the tune. I added Beware of Sleestak back into the playlist below just so we could make this a mini-set of Tastes Like Chicken. Hope you like it.
| When I was a boy there was a man Before school each and every day His big red nose made me laugh And on the air he would read | On a Tuesday morning Willie showed the work that John had done Willie Whistle (where are you now) He kept on smiling Sometimes late at night |
Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston
[Click image to go to gallery announcement.]
"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.
Oh why isn't there a picture of the "posterior view" on the website?! Incentive for that New York trip you've been meaning to take, I suppose.
Does this have anything to do with the back story for the sculptor in JR's upcoming movie?
Hat tip: The Superficial who says, "I'm pretty sure the unofficial name is 'The sex doll I was making but somebody caught me so now I'm pretending it's a Britney Spears monument.'"
Education Friday: Multiplication Rock!
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Ping pong for life!
Table tennis.
well, this is sad
And never bet against a zebra!
I Like Girls!
I'm having a South Park attack.
Any child under the age of 6 named Kyle needs to be serenaded by this.
"We're playing "Lambs".
"Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!"
"And so if you like, we can take off our shirts and start to kiss."
Yeah, so the last one doesn't have Cartman. It was just too good to pass up.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
I really like this video
come fly with me
I know nothing
About this video that is, but I stumbled across it and really liked the music. The animation isn't bad either.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
We gotta go beyond Warp Factor Nine...
I know, I know, I'm clearly having a total Shatner moment, but I'm hoping to find something to "Mr. Tambourine Man!"
Veggie Tales. This is why I like them.
See, my mom sent some to my son, and I discovered the "Silly Songs with Larry" phenomenon.
And, the two that I really wanted most to post, if I was going to make you listen to Veggie Tales, just showed up.
"His Cheeseburger", and "Endangered Love".
These aren't flogging religion, they're just funny.
Trust me, I know flogging religions when I see it.
Besides, she sent him stuffed Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber toys a year or two ago, and he came up to me one day and said, out of the blue and totally random, mind you, "This is Bob Tomato, and his boyfriend, Larry Cucumber".
Heh.
First up: "Endangered Love." AKA "Barbra Manatee"
"...Clean the dirty cheese off just for you!"
Heh.
Yes, we were all young once.
I really don't know what to say
Watch Video
great video
like a 50-year-old virgin
remember that child supervision is not an option...
Fifty Percent Grey
Rather liked it.
So I'm making you all watch it, too, if you haven't all ready.
City of Tiny Lights
When Star Trek Ruled the World.
This second one, though...
I like his hair, but that's about it.
Monday, March 20, 2006
normally, I don't like this shit but...
Watch Video
Nosferatu [1922]
The image on the player is just an intro: It really is the creepy vampire movie Eric Stoltz was watching in his hotel room at the beginning of Killing Zoe, the part of Dracula played by Max Schreck, who was played to creepy excess by Willem Dafoe in Shadow of the Vampire, a fictionalized(?) depiction of the making of this movie.
A little edumacatin'
I saw this over on Pharyngula and thought I'd share the knowledge. Viewer discretion warning: Simulated claymation sex and what I can only assume is full frontal nudity thought it's hard to tell. Yikes! Who knew?
bombs are not toys
Thanks to KFMU, as usual, for finding this cool shit.
Mr. Show Monday: "Dude, Suck That Shit!"
Somebody downloaded an entire episode of Mr. Show to vSocial. And it isn't just any old episode. Nope, this episode has...wait for it...Wycked Scepter!!!
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Car detailing, the cheap-ass way.
Reade and I had to go exchange his shoes yesterday, and when I came out of Payless, this confronted me in the parking lot. It was parked right in front of the empty space next to the driver's side, thereby guaranteeing I would see it.
Ug-leeee.
JFK cam
behold, the chicken cam!
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