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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

 

It's that time of year again.

Consumer Frenzy!

And, of course, you know what that means.
Time to check out the annual "Toy Safety List" from our friends at the US Public Interest Research Group.

Why? For the safety of one's own little darlings, of course, but my favorite use?
Unsafe toys for the children I really dislike.
You know what I'm talking about. Your wife's sister's kids that always kick you under the table. The coworker who is apparently unable to say no to his child.


(note-this would have pictures, but I am apparently completely retarded when it comes to copying a picture from a .pdf format. Damnit.)

Though, it does have an "I Tattoo" kit. That is too cool. Apparently it contains toluene in the stencil. I think I can live with a little toluene in order to help teach my son a valuable trade that will serve him well in life. And mean cheap tats for mommy.

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Monday, November 20, 2006

 

Alert President Skroob

And yes, sadly enough, I DID have to look up how to spell that. Thank god for IMDB.

At any rate, I saw this little tidbit thanks to Fark, and I was immediately reminded of Perri-Air, and Michael Jackson.
What, weren't you?

"Touting such benefits as improved concentration and stopping hangovers, Oxia pure oxygen canisters are becoming a major trend in New York.
Containing 40 deep breaths worth of pure oxygen, the canisters are being marketed at New York locales such as the Bergdorf Goodman department store at the introductory cost of $70, said the New York Post.
(Introductory? What the fuck is wrong with that? GAH!)
With refills of oxygen made available at $15 a pop, the Oxia canisters are being oriented toward ordinary people suffering from stress, and travelers beset by jet lag.
"It's what bottled water was 20 years ago," said Oxia co-founder Bryce Margetts."

That's right. You don't need to have emphysema anymore to be able to carry around your own oxygen cannister. Your own STYLISH oxygen cannister.

At any rate, HERE is the Oxia website, for all your pure party energy needs.

Oxia-for when coke lets you down.

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

 

What *are* you going to do?

The metric system is here to stay, what are you going to do? Well buddy, what're you going to do about it? I've got your decilitres right here! You wanna make something of it?

Don't you love musical questions? Found this (just barely) instructional album over at the Musical Oddities blog and thought my fellow Shitheads needed a little remedial education. You can grab the whole album there after which you too will be bopping to such swinging tunes as the Millimeter Boogie and Peter, Peter (Learn The Meter).



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