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Thursday, November 30, 2006

High School Football Worth Watching

Here is a great video from Thanksgiving-Day-High-School-Football-Past. Big Daddy Drew sums it up nicely:

If you were watching SportsCenter back in 1994, you may remember these highlights from the Plano East-John Tyler game. Plano East trailed in this game 41-13 with just under three minutes to go. What happened next is the kind of thing that happens in one out of every one billion football games, if that. And, if it ever happens again, it probably won't be presided over by two of the biggest redneck, stereotype-justifying yokel announcers you'll ever hear. If you haven't seen this clip, take a deep breath. It's my favorite sports highlight ever. Enjoy. [Kissing Suzy Kolber: "I Done Soiled My Britches!"]

Yes, it is amazing. And yes, it is now my favorite sports highlight ever. And yes, you should watch it to the end. No regrets.

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Did Kubrick Have to Sit Through Hundreds of These Things?

...or did he have people for that sort of thing?

Audition video for Full Metal Jacket apparently sent in response to a print ad seeking actors.

Good Day, Mr Kubrick - video powered by Metacafe

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

The Magic that is Cable Access

Because it really is magical. People around the country, ordinary people like you or me, they can pay their fee, stan in front of a camera, and do whatever the hell they want.
I miss the one they had back in Columbus. Now THAT was a good one.

At any rate, I ran across a video by this man, and seriously? I think somebody A.) got religion in jail, and B.)has one of the worst mullet haircuts EVER!
I think this is my favorite so far, just because I can hear what he's saying clearly. Check out his amazing backdrop. Can we say "blue screen"? I think we can.

Though, if I were going to be a preacher, I'd probably sound much like this. Okay, not really, I'm smart enough to not curse while prosthelytizing.
But seriously, if this guy came at me in a dark alley, with his cane and his phone book? Trust me, I'd be gettin' saved right quick.

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