Braindead Shithead
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Braindead Montag in the Hizouse
Posted a link to this in the comments the other day, but here it is out in the open...
"Funny commercial for German Optics" [Montag's alternate title: Guy Gets his Knob Polished]
Check out SolarDeathRay.com: The #1 Death Ray On The Internet!. "Using the power of 112 suns to burn, melt, and destroy things," they boasted... And then they melted Vader!
One last item, again out of Germany: Germany's gay zoo penguins still fending off female advances
Six gay penguins at a German zoo are still refusing to mate with females of the species flown in from Sweden in 2005, the zoo said.
The problem was that the female Humboldt penguins have proven too shy in their advances...
Those are some gay penguins! You couldn't gay me up enough that I could resist the allure of bashful Sweedish females of my species.
The initiative to "turn" the penguins and make them mate had prompted a furious response from gay rights groups.
In a statement posted on its Internet website, the zoo on Wednesday sought to defend itself from fresh criticism.
"We will be delighted if the penguins form even one heterosexual couple and manage to produce first an egg, and then a little one," it said.
"But of course we accept the male couples that have formed and we are not trying to enforce heterosexuality, as we were accused of doing last year."
Even a zookeeper's gotta know how to be PC sometimes. [Inappropriate joke involving the phrase "cover your ass" deleted.]
The females were flown in last year in a bid to bring the males to mate and help save the Humboldt species from extinction.
"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every [Humboldt penguin] that wouldn't screw to save its species." --I am Jack's Reparative-Therapy-advocating Christian fundamentalist alter-ego. [For the truly braindead: that's a Fight Club reference.]
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