Braindead Shithead
Friday, March 24, 2006
Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston
[Click image to go to gallery announcement.]
"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.
The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.
Oh why isn't there a picture of the "posterior view" on the website?! Incentive for that New York trip you've been meaning to take, I suppose.
Does this have anything to do with the back story for the sculptor in JR's upcoming movie?
Hat tip: The Superficial who says, "I'm pretty sure the unofficial name is 'The sex doll I was making but somebody caught me so now I'm pretending it's a Britney Spears monument.'"
That sculpture gives new meaning to the term 'back story'!
Because I damn sure can't say anything.
: 8:03 PMAnybody else think that statue doesn't look like Britney, though? Looks more like Ashley Judd to me.
Yeah, that's what we ALL look like in the middle of giving birth.
"It's crowning! Push!"
"Give me a minute, I must langorously stroke my bear head!"
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