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Saturday, April 22, 2006

 

Atheists are doodie heads!

And now I have the proof. Thanks to Kirk Cameron and this "expert" dude, I can now prove that God exists and that atheists are stupid. Thank you, Mr. Cameron!

Pay close attention around the 3-4 minute mark, where Kirk and the dude prove that God is real by using a banana. They illustrate the "intelligent design" of the banana; the neat "tab" at the top to pull down. Hey, don't most primates eat bananas from the other end? Oh, never mind the facts. Just watch the videos and prepare to have your ass rocked back to Jesus!



send complaints to J.R. Kinnard  6:16 PM
Comments:
Hey! Stop making fun of Kirk Cameron. You'd be that way too if you spent all those years with Alan Thicke. Not to be missed is Kirk's 10 commandments quiz. Man, that little Kirk Cameron homunculus dude freaks me out!

One of my favorite webcomic artists, Jin Wicked was setting the world right about us evil atheists today too.
# posted by Blogger L : 7:42 PM
 
I'm so grateful to finally realize I'm an agnostic.

Kirk, this is for you:

God, if you're there,

You are SUCH A FUCKER!

I think my favorite line came when they said to avoid staying in the intellect too long-that was a dead end. Instead, go right for the heart. And Kirk brought it home with a comparison to a heart surgeon who doesn't worry about your dandruff, he goes right into the heart.

Thirty minutes of my life I'll never get back.

fwiw, The music right before the interviews with the "agnostics" scares the hell (hee hee) out of Bumble.
# posted by Blogger spotted elephant : 8:11 PM
 
I love how, right in the beginning, he's saying "Think of their terrible fate!"
While trying to keep that huge grin off his face.

Ugh.

"Way of the Master" indeed.
Wasn't He-Man involved with the Masters of the Universe? Why aren't we asking HIM about it?

Um, a t.v. guide survey? Jesus!
# posted by Blogger Madame D : 8:22 PM
 
I think that banana segment verged very nearly into PORN.
I'm betting the whole "grooves and ridges" argument gets used for heterosexuality, too...
# posted by Blogger Madame D : 8:27 PM
 
Okay, I know I'm totally taking over the comment section, but oh my god, they found a REAL LIVE ATHEIST!!!
I can barely contain my glee.
# posted by Blogger Madame D : 8:45 PM
 
Before this video, the only place you could see an atheist was at the zoo (or at my house).

You're absolutely right, Madame. The banana thing was very suggestive. Banana porn is very corrupting to young minds. Shame on you, Kirk!
# posted by Blogger J.R. Kinnard : 9:36 PM
 
Kirk Cameron scares me. The guy is so obviously gay that he needs to give it up. I can't believe young girls used to hang his pic. on thier wall.

I shudder at the thought.
# posted by Blogger Deli mom : 2:10 PM
 
Kirk could really show that banana a good time!
# posted by Blogger J.R. Kinnard : 5:09 PM
 
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