Braindead Shithead

Monday, April 24, 2006

For that pesky erection problem...

This, my friends, this is the opposite of Viagra.
This, it's for that moment when your SO is fondling your thing (and whatever else she can reach) under the table during Sunday dinner at grandma's, or if you've just had a dirty thought about the co-worker giving a presentation.
Not having a penis myself, I've heard there is a possibility for embarrassment when standing? (At least, one would hope there is)

HAVE NO FEAR, MADAME D IS HERE!
That's right, I'm here to save the day.
So, the next time you're at your daughter/niece's school play, and think "Hot damn, who's the foxy teacher?" at the wrong moment, you can whip out any one of these fine pictures (for best results, print, cut out face, and laminate for easy wallet portability) to quench that burning desire in seconds (or less!)! Practically guaranteed (sometimes, there's no accounting for taste.).

Jessica Lange, what happened?

Meet Amanda Lepore. If you want to see more, you can always go to her website. I'm sure you're just dying to go there!

And, a little something here for the ladies...

send complaints to Madame D 10:07 PM

Comments:

What the hell is wrong with Ricky? He looks like he just came off a lithium bender or something! And his neck! Looks like he's been Livin' la Vita Pizza!

# posted by

J.R. Kinnard : 12:40 AM

Yes, he IS wildly unattractive, especially with the tiny shaped beard.
Ugh. Who ever thought this guy was sexy?

# posted by

Madame D : 1:48 PM

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