Braindead Shithead
Sunday, April 23, 2006
I hate to say it, but this is what happens when you have a few too many guns in the house.
From the age of 5 until a month before I turned 21.
Dude, I know what it's like up there.
I have a friend who has, the last time we talked about this, 9 guns.
I'm sure he has more now.
Most of the people I knew had at least one gun, for hunting if nothing else.
Including my stepdad. At least one handgun, and I don't know about rifles. Maybe 2, since he took a couple of my brothers hunting? Thankfully, he's got more brains than most, and has them unloaded and in gun safes, but not always.
He used to have his hunting rifle in their bedroom closet. I remember seeing the soft-sided case in there, and looking back I KNOW he didn't have the big gun safe then.
Fairbanks, Alaska - Six middle school students in a small Alaska town were arrested Saturday on suspicion of plotting to bring guns and knives to school to kill their classmates and faculty.
The students had planned to disable North Pole Middle School’s power and telephone systems, allotting time to kill their victims and escape from North Pole, a town of 1,600 people about 14 miles southeast of Fairbanks, Police Chief Paul Lindhag said.
The seventh-graders wanted to seek revenge for being picked on by other students, Lindhag said. They also disliked staff and students, he said.
Well, at least they had a plan. And, as far as school shootings go, a pretty good one-cut the power and telephone lines first.
On the other hand, this is why so many conspiracies fail-too many people. They suspended 15 of the little darlings.
The students could face charges of first-degree conspiracy to commit murder, authorities said.
The North Pole boys, whose names were not released, were among 15 students at the school who were suspended after a parent tipped police Monday evening. A child told the parent that rumors were circulating about the alleged plot, which had been postponed from Monday until Tuesday, Lindhag said.
I've been to Fairbanks. North Pole, too. It's a little shit stain of a town that sees a lot of mail come Christmas, but that's about the only thing it's good for.
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I have to give them credit, though. For a bunch of 7th graders, that's some pretty next-level shit. Good thing nobody got hurt.
I'm not sure how, but somehow this has something to do with the "War on Christmas". Call Bill O'Reilly.
JR-well, they probably have a couple survivalist parents in the mix, but on the other hand-you're 12! I don't care how old you LOOK, you're 12!
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