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Friday, April 14, 2006

 

Oh god save me.

I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but Mark Mothersbaugh has clearly lost his fucking mind.
I'm talking about THIS...this horrible, evil, abomination...
DEVO 2.0


The blonde girl scares me. Bad.

This is what Amazon has to say about it.

Devo 2.0, as all the Nickolodeon-watching world knows, is a kiddie spinoff of the original upside-down flower-pot wearing New Wave band.
But that's not to say Devo 2.0 isn't a whole heap of fun, or that Disney, with this first outing on its Disney Sound imprint, isn't onto something. 2.0, more than anything, is the anti-Kidz Bop: here are five kids, ages 10 to 13, deeply in touch with their dorky sides in the same way their weirdly dressed mentors were, and here are five kids who can sing with distinction. Add to that the danceability of these tracks, and all the naysaying seems baselessly grouchy. Spin it and see if you don't find yourself singing a different tune--one with "bring on the Go-Gos" in it. They're Disney Sound's next signing, and they'll undergo the same kids-take-the-mike treatment. --Tammy La Gorce

"The concept is about the energy and aesthetic of Devo being passed like an Olympic torch to a new generation," said Devo frontman Gerald V. Casale, who directed all 11 newly created music videos on the DVD. The platinum-selling band handpicked kids Nicole, Jackie, Nathan, Michael, and Kane to don the famous "energy domes" and become Devo 2.0; unlike the original Devo, Devo 2.0 is a co-ed affair, with lead singer Nicole and keyboardist Jackie lending diversity to the Devo chemistry. "I'm honored to be the new Mark Mothersbaugh!" declared Nicole.

"Devo is one of my favorite bands," Buena Vista Music Group EVP & GM David Agnew said in a recent interview. "I think their music was years ahead of its time--and is timeless... it's playful and great to dance to, which is the key to any good kids' music. When you consider that Disney has been responsible for some of the most popular children's music of all time, and that most people trust Disney to bring them music that is appropriate for their kids, it seemed like a winning combination to me."


What do I have to say about it?

Mother fuckin' Disney.
Michael Eisner go to hell!
Seriously, this guy claims that Devo is one of his favorite bands-does he fucking know what "Whip It" is about? Jesus Christ! Does he even know what "Devo" stood for?

Founded at Kent State University in 1972 by art students Gerald V. Casale and Mark Mothersbaugh, Devo took their name and ideology from the concept of "de-evolution," the idea that mankind has regressed rather than evolved. Sharp social satire was the driving force behind their songs. Devo's obsession with technology, pioneering use of synthesizers and highly stylized music videos made it a seminal band. The band is Mark Mothersbaugh (vocals, keyboards, guitar), Gerald V. Casale (vocals, bass, keyboards), Bob Mothersbaugh (guitar, vocals), and Bob Casale (guitar, keyboards, vocals).

Right, it TOTALLY SCREAMS KID'S MUSIC!!!
Somebody fuckin' save me.
Or get me a good turntable, so I can listen to my Devo in peace.





Comments:
So like all boomers, Devo has sold out and in doing so have become a parody of themselves. I mean, come on, Devo themselves deserve our scorn in this because Disney couldn't have done this without Devo selling the rights and freaking Gerald V. Casale even directed these ankle biters. Disney is just being Disney, so while I'm disgusted at Devo here I'm merely unsurprised at Disney.

Or are we looking at this the wrong way? After all, what screams devolution more than Devo 2.0?
 
MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

I think it's the perfect example of devolution; unintentional loss of soul in pursuit of financial gain.

I'm also looking out my window, as this most certainly is a sign of the Apocalypse.

Word verif: Devo's Evil Enterprise Garnered Uber-cash
 
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