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Monday, April 24, 2006

 

Riddle: Aside From the Obvious, What is This an Advertisement For?

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Highlight for answer > Dasani™ bottled drinking water. (Click image to be bombarded with advertising.) <

send complaints to C-Nihilist  10:06 AM
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You know the problem with this ad? Not enough lip gloss!

Pretty effective, though. All I could think about was drinking water when I saw those luscious lips ready to suck on the ever-so-moistened strawberry tip.
# posted by Blogger J.R. Kinnard : 3:02 PM
 
I'll admit, I thought soda. Because of the bubbles around the strawberry.
It's obviously not about sex, since they're trying SO HARD to make it about sex!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:40 PM
 
I agree with both of you. I was clicking to get to a site I knew would be about "water," but when I saw this I momentarily thought I had erred. So my thought process was something like this:

1. What the-- I thought this was supposed to be about that Coke water... oh.
2. Holy smokes that really looks like... er... reminds me of a gatorade bottle for some reason.
3. What this ad needs is MORE lip gloss!
4. Wow, they really over did it on the overt sexual innuendo. So much so that now, all I think when I see it is...

"Why are we still moving towards it?!"

"We're caught in a tractor beam! It's pulling us in!"

"But there's gotta be something you can do!"

"There's nothing I can do, kid. I'm at full power. I'm going to have to shut down. But they're not going to get me without a fight."

"You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting."

(I told you before I was one of them Star Wars shitheads.)
# posted by Blogger C-Nihilist : 4:33 PM
 
I'd hit it...the strawberry, I mean.
# posted by Blogger J.R. Kinnard : 5:12 PM
 
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