Braindead Shithead

Monday, April 17, 2006

Screw SkyNet and the damn dirty apes!

This my friends is how the downfall of the human race begins! Well, I say they must be stopped now before they figure out how to operate our computers. Of course, should the giant cockroaches achieve technological superiority then just let me say for the record that I for one welcome our new tech-savvy Blaberid overlords!

"Cockroach Controlled Mobile Robot" is an experimental mechanism that uses a living Madagascan hissing cockroach atop a modified trackball to control a three-wheeled robot. If the cockroach moves left, the robot moves left. Infrared sensors also provide navigation feedback to the cockroach, striving to create a pseudo-intelligent system with the cockroach as the CPU.
By Garnet Hertz (2005)

send complaints to L 5:41 PM

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I really don't know what to say. We should kiss our asses goodbye.

JR, that's not fair. PETA cares about ugly animals, as long as they're mammals.

# posted by

spotted elephant : 10:10 PM

That's it.. i'm locking my door, getting my gun and hopefully I can wait it out

# posted by

Jeff : 10:13 PM

I don't know. The guy who invented it claims it's to help geriatric and disabled cockroaches get around, but how do we know he's not building an army of pseudo-intelligent systems with the cockroaches as the CPU. Imagine a Beowolf cluster of highly mobile, fast moving cockroaches. They'd be unstoppable, not even nukes would destroy them!

On the other hand, maybe we can point them at PETA's national headquarters and let nature take its' course?

# posted by

L : 10:20 PM

See what all this crazy mechanized cockroach talk has done, tng...you scared our first visitor!

It's okay, Jeff. We normally talk nice around here.

**searches for post about severed dog head**

# posted by

J.R. Kinnard : 10:37 AM

Okay, I'll give you that one. But you posted about worms in the colon!

Oh, who am I trying to kid? This site is pure unadulterated evil!

# posted by

J.R. Kinnard : 1:41 PM

Evil, yes, but oh so educational. I suspect Dr. Ludovico must have tested his technique this way before using it on Alex. We're just missing the soundtrack by Beethoven.

# posted by

L : 3:46 PM

So true. I'll have to dig up the glorious 9th.

# posted by

J.R. Kinnard : 4:35 PM

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