Braindead Shithead
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
I got yer January/December romance right here!
It was Muhamad Noor Che Musa's first marriage and his wife's 21st, according to The Star newspaper which cited a report in the Malay-language Harian Metro tabloid.
Muhamad, an ex-army serviceman said he found peace and a sense of belonging after meeting Wook Kundor, whom he said he initially sympathized with because she was childless, old and alone, the report said.
(That's right. Just marry your great-grandchild, and it's all good.)
"I am not after her money, as she is poor," Muhamad reportedly said. "Before meeting Wook, I never stayed in one place for long."
He said he hoped to help his new bride to master Roman script while she taught him Islamic religious knowledge.
The report did not say if any of Wook's previous 20 husbands are still alive.
(Damn, Liz, get to work! You've still got plenty of good marry'n years left! I'd better get to work...man, I've only got one previous husband.)
As a conclusion, all I can say is...please god, please, if there is anything up there than can help control this shit, PLEASE don't let anyone interview them about their wedding night.
Even if all they did was sit and read and go to bed early, I don't don't don't want to know.
I don't. No, I really, really don't.
Young Muhamad was interviewed and said (paraphrasing), "Her only asset is her rich religious knowledge." You'll have to insert your own snark here because I'm just speechless.
BTW: Who else here immediately thought of Harold and Maude when they heard about this?
I mean, after Anna Nicole Smith (26 at the time, I THINK) married the 89 year old, gah, I now believe that if you're over the age of consent, anything is possible.
Now, excuse me while I got hunt me down a rich old, old, OLD man...
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