Braindead Shithead
Thursday, May 18, 2006
JR, better start stocking up on those emergency supplies!
God has told Pat Robertson that we're going to get (wait for it) STORMS! On AMERICA'S COASTLINE!!!
I know, we can file THAT under "O For Obvious".
But it gets better.
He's predicted a "POSSIBLE" tsunami.
No, not in Florida.
IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST!
"Robertson said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January."
"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."
Oh god. So, when we have that tsunami, he will dance upon our graves. If we don't have a tsunami, he'll say it was the power of prayer that saved our worthless, Blue-State, heathen asses.
This one, it was just too good to pass up.
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