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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

 

Meeting chicks made easy!

If you follow all of the helpful advice in the items below, you will be swimming in chicks, man!

Let's start with a couple of selections from the great album "Picking Up Girls Made Easy." In the first audio clip, the narrator describes how to make the perfect pick-up in this new kind of place called a "singles bar". I know this is challenging stuff, so be sure to have a paper and pencil handy to take notes.


Next, we have a clip called "street pick-up". This one is extra special because it's animated!



The internet is overflowing with information about picking up chicks. While some of this material is illegal in Southern states, it is helpful and practical for everyday situations. Ask Men.com is full of great information, such as, "How to finger a girl" and "Swollen Testicle." Don't get caught unprepared!

It seems everyone has an opinion or theory about scoring with the babes. From the less sophisticated...


To the highly researched...



So learn, my horny friend! Take this information and use it to the full. You can thank me later.

send complaints to J.R. Kinnard  7:44 PM
Comments:
Yes, yes! Be sure to interrogate a woman upon first meeting and don't forget to use, "Jolly good" in conversation. No worries though because as soon as you tell her you work for a cheezy British morning show she'll be all over you.
# posted by Blogger L : 8:32 PM
 
Personally, the only way that tongue thing would work on me is if it was the size of Gene Simmon's.

Though, that animated one..."Texas sized titties..." HA!

But, can I just say that I really don't need help in picking up chicks? I've managed quite fine on my own until now.
Now, a man who likes kids and crazy women, that's what I need advice on how to bag.
# posted by Blogger Madame D : 1:24 AM
 
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