Braindead Shithead

Monday, June 19, 2006

 

A sad, sad, funny way to go.

So, you're a bus driver. You're driving your bus, and there's a problem. So, you radio the other driver you're with today, in bus #2, and say "Hey, I've got a problem, I'm pulling over."
Bus driver #2 says "Okay, cool, I'll pull in behind you to help give you some cover."

Then, a truck comes by, and hits the back of bus #2. Sending it into bus #1.
Oops! You're still between the buses!

That's what happened yesterday to Mr. Ephriam Williams.

What makes this so amusing is what Bus #1 and #2 were transporting.
Special Olympics athletes.

Somehow, the Special Olympics makes everything funnier, in that "Is it wrong for me to be laughing about this?" way.



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send complaints to Madame D  10:04 AM
Comments:
No! You're a bad, bad woman and should b... *smirk* screw it. You're right. For some reason Special Olympics makes everything funnier. I always hear Dana Carvey saying it inside my head whenever I read it.

Besides, something this tragic, how can you not laugh? It's like George W. Bush. You either laugh at him or you just break down in tears.
# posted by Blogger L : 10:52 AM
 
Actually, I think George W. Bush was a Special Olympian. He took the bronze metal in the "Poor Person Toss" in 1986.
# posted by Blogger J.R. Kinnard : 1:37 PM
 
Yeah, I know it's so wrong, but it makes everything funnier.
There's an old Dead Milkmen song that I usually reserve for boring days, but that seems so, so appropriate here...

"It's a boring day
I've got nothing to do
'Cept to get a load of retards
And drive 'em to the zoo
Whoaoh takin' retards to the zoo!
Whoaoh takin' retards to the zoo!"

Not politically correct, but it has a bus crash in it too.
I'm so going to hell.
# posted by Blogger Madame D : 8:09 AM
 
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