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Thursday, June 29, 2006

 

Those Gatorade Motherfuckers Have Done It AGAIN!

I used to be okay with Gatorade. Sure, it tastes like sugar-filled crap, but whatever. I rarely drink it, even less apt to buy it myself.
They seem to have found a portal into my psyche, and decided to make commercials out of what will creep me out the most.

First, it was that whole "Is it in you?"
I'm sorry, but I don't want my sweat to be COLORED. Isn't that a sign of something bad?
Y'think?



I can't find one of those Propel Fitness Water ones they do, where the little drops of water falling from the bottle are people.
I do NOT want little tiny athletes in my water! They'd probably just try and fight their way out of my stomach, and isn't that a comforting thought?
No.

But THIS? This takes the cake.
Ever play "Goldeneye" on the Nintendo 64? That was the hottest shit game around back in 1998, and while I sucked at it, my ex was the undisputed champion. For reals. Okay, so it doesn't look that great on a resume, but he kicked hardcore ass at it, and I spent many an evening (before we were married) sitting at the shop he and my friend Beav owned, watching a throng of guys play four player, and him usually winning.
Anyway, that whole paragraph leads up to this. See, for those weenie people (like me), they had "Big Head Mode". Where the characters have tiny bodies, heads like twice the size of the tiny bodies, which makes it much, much easier to pull off that elusive "head shot".
I saw this tonight, and it disturbed me so much I didn't even watch it again on YouTube. I just paused it and got the code, and got the hell away from it.
Sometimes, I don't miss television reception.


send complaints to Madame D  10:27 PM
Comments:
Uh...that second video might spell the death of Gatorade. Who in the hell thought that was a good idea? They were trippin', that's for sure.
# posted by Blogger J.R. Kinnard : 11:53 PM
 
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