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Thursday, June 29, 2006

While we're all in a retro-space-good-vs-evil mood let's have some...

"Star Crash!"

I had not heard about this tasty little nugget. A direct ripoff of "Star Wars", it stars The Hoff (yes, THE Hoff!) in an intergalactic showdown of epic proportions. Uh, yeah. Just watch the clip.

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send complaints to J.R. Kinnard  4:11 PM

Comments:

Wow, just LOOK at those special effects! And sets! And stop-motion animation!
Oh, the cheese!

# posted by  Madame D : 6:40 PM

 

I was too fixated on The Hoff's SUPER PERM to notice anything else.

And what was Christopher Plummer thinking when he agreed to do this? I guess he was thinking, "$$$$$$$$$$...$$$$$$$$"

# posted by  J.R. Kinnard : 6:57 PM

 

Madame, it's like a cross between Harryhausen Jason and the Argonauts and every cliched scifi movie scene ever.

# posted by  L : 7:46 PM

 

My favorite is the very opening.
"You are about to be hurled!"

Yes. Hurl, indeed.

# posted by  J.R. Kinnard : 11:54 PM

 

Wow.




They had me at 'bathing suit babe in a purple circular hallway carrying a sword as if it were a blaster.' I was even down with '50 foot robot throwing sword to separate bathing suit babe from the group.' But they lost me with 'lightsaber blade and laser bolts that come out of the weapon at the WRONG ANGLE.'

# posted by  C-Nihilist : 4:12 AM

 

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