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Thursday, July 13, 2006

 

But, what will they sound like?

U.S. Scientists, who have apparently never heard of George Romero or the whole "zombie" thing, have realized a way to re-animate dogs after being dead for three hours. Fark totally said it best-"Your dog wants brains".

"A new scientific approach tested at the Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research, based in Pittsburgh, drains some of the animal's blood and replaces it with an ice-cold salt solution. The dog--considered technically dead without a heartbeat or brain waves--is then revived with a blood transfusion and electric shock up to three hours later. The process, called "suspended animation with delayed resuscitation," is ultimately designed to help suspend and revive emergency victims, such as casualties of war or car accidents, who have experienced an otherwise lethal hemorrhage.

Um, yeah. That's really about all I have to say. Zombies are bad, mm'kay? I'm all ready scared enough about them, and that was when they were only theoretical.
Thank you, science, for making one of my biggest nightmares come true.

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Comments:
At least this explains Dick Cheney.

Actually this sounds like it could have an enormous impact on emergency medicine. "Kill'n'chill" might replace the 3 Bs.
 
Heh Dick Cheney.

I know this is an awesome thing, and will probably go on to save many lives, but I'm still seeing "zombie" every time I think about this.
Sigh.
 
Would Jesus approve of zombies? I think not!
Unless, of course, He created the zombie, like Lazarus.

Word Verifier: qtotzoozl
The Aztec equivalent of Godzilla, the Qtozoozl stomps native peoples into bloody stains!
 
Zombie Jesus would approve.
 
One more time...
Zombie Jesus would approve.
 
TNG-okay, thanks for giving me bad dreams tonight!
 
I wonder if Zombie Flyboy would approve?

I miss that crazy bastard!

Any word on his whereabouts, Madame?
 
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