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Sunday, October 01, 2006

Spam Poetry

So, I don't know how much you might notice this, depending on who your email service is, but the spam these days? It's starting to sound like poetry.

Now, I'm not talking your Shakespeare here, though, maybe given enough spam and a roomfull of monkeys (because you always have to have the monkeys) he could be recreated, but I have Gmail, and in addition to telling me the subject, it also give me a "preview" line. So, I get to see a little bit of what the email is about.

This is what is currently in my spam folder

In a trustworthy without warning the face of hijacked grew sullen
Black angry mouths, the clouds...
feline salad derives takes a tabloid.
cold globule.
behind a cashier chess to submarine.
In a scalpel without warning the face of faithfully grew sullen
Black angry mouths, the clouds
Orientation was a huge room with about fifty wooden tables
I was sitting alone at one of these
squid.
dreamlike now find for perverse cypres a
.wheelbarrow.
cargo photon.

The breaks are mine, the punctuation is what was there. I left out two where they were asking me if I was having troubles with the wife or telling me all about their 200 software titles, because they were just boring and would have ruined the flow.

But tell me you haven't been to open mic nights that could have benefitted from something like that.

send complaints to Madame D 1:02 AM

Comments:

That's better than most "beat" poetry!

I'm actually collecting the best spam e-mail subject lines for an end-of-the-year poll.

# posted by

J.R. Kinnard : 5:57 PM

Nice.
Yeah, I have come across a few I just can't delete before I write them down somewhere.

# posted by

Madame D : 10:29 PM

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