Braindead Shithead

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

 

Tis the Season...to bang your head!

Nobody loves the holidays as much I do. And so, as the leaves fall from the trees and the days grow shorter, my mind drifts to visions of Halloween goblins and Christmas cookies. Perhaps nothing combines Halloween and Christmas quite like a Twisted Sister Christmas album. Yes, I said a Twisted Sister Christmas album!

Here are three selections from the upcoming Twisted Sister Christmas CD, A Twisted Christmas. The songs are (as if it really mattered!) "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus," "White Christmas," and "Heavy Metal Christmas," which counts down the 12 Heavy Metal days of Christmas.

Oh, the humanity!


Jesus Loves Bolt.

Comments:
Spandex is so versatile. Not only is it good for a Heavy Metal Christmas, it's perfect for your BDSM birthday parties, transexual Thanksgivings, slutty St. Patrick's day...
 
I'd like to comment, but TNG threw me off with the spandex thing, and now I'm trying to think of fun, alternate uses for all the leftover spandex out there.
 
Madame has left over spandex?
 
Oh HELL no!
Just walk through your local thrift emporium, though, and it's there.
Really, there should be some sort of spandex recycling program, now that all the 80's looks are coming back.
Shudder.
 
Now I'm sad. The thought of all that orphaned spandex breaks my heart.
We need to call The Hoff. He'll find it a good home!
 
Maybe we should put together a benefit concert for spandex?
 
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