Braindead Shithead

yeah, it's hard to decide titles between the "WTF?" that first came to mind, and "Dear sweet babbling baby jebus!".

Because man, this story has it all!

I could just give you the facts, but it's more fun when I set it up.

So, apparently a daycare worker called the city, to tell them that there was a dead dog that had been hit several days before still laying nearby. (That's nothing, at Walsh there was one that lay in the ditch over the winter. Was there before the snow. Was there after the snow. My dad paid $5000 a year for me to see that.)

But, before the workers could get there? A man showed up and started "performing sex acts" with the dog.
That's right.
Beastiality AND necrophilia!
(insert rimshot)
The animal control officer showed up, and got treated to the sight of it as well. The man shoved the animal control officer away, and ran off.

He was found hiding in the attic of a nearby house, which reportedly was owned by his girlfriend. Even better? The dog was his girlfriend's as well.

Now, throughout all of this, my first question has to be "Was he getting it on with the dog BEFORE it got hit by a car? Was he thinking "Just this one last time, I'll say goodbye to Shadow in my own way"? Or, was it one of those "Man, I've always thought that bitch had a hot ass, now's my chance!"
Or, perhaps he was really fucking drunk. I think his best bet is to hope that he has some insane tox screen.

Here's the article, brought to all of us via Fark. Man, I love Fark.