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Sunday, October 08, 2006

White meat!

In continuing with the meat theme, here is everything you've ever wanted to know about pork but were afraid to ask (for fear someone might actually tell you!). In addition to the usual propaganda items, like how pork will make you big and strong, there is plenty of stuff for the kids!

For instance, you can play the fun 'Pork Jumble' game. The object of the game is simple: "Unscramble the mixed up letters to create a "porkriffic" word!" Could there be any word better than "porkriffic"? I really don't think so.

There are also neat tips on how to "show" your pig at the county fair. Remember, the key to having a successful showing is proper training. "Start working with your pig far enough in advance so that you and your pig can get to know each other and so that the pig will respond to you." Sound advice, indeed.

Lastly, we have fun stories and videos! Tell me you aren't riveted by the story of pork chops Bombay (shouldn't it be called 'pork chops Mumbai'?). Posted below are the two videos, "Destiny on the High Sea" and "Forbidden Love".

Mmmm...meat!

Sweet Meat at Bolt.

You Won't Get A Bum Steer at Bolt.

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Comments:

Mmm... pork. It's the trichinosis that gives it that extra flavor.

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