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Wednesday, April 04, 2007

 

BREAKING: Keith Richards Is Still Alive

Somebody pray to Pope John Paul 2 for Keith Richards--- because his continued existence could be the second miracle the good Pope needs to attain sainthood.

OK, maybe not. But, surely you've heard by now about how Richards once snorted HIS FATHER "with a little bit of blow." And this wasn't 'back in the day,' either. This was in the past five years.

Melissa at Shakesville has just about all you'll need by way of a summary of this story.

Question: How is Keith Richards, still alive? Do you think if he snorted, say, some weapons grade inhalation anthrax -- he'd still be able to wake up in time to go on stage the next evening?

At this point, I think maybe.

send complaints to C-Nihilist  5:21 AM
Comments:
Now he says it isn't true that he buried his dad's ashes.

The question is, who the hell cares what he sticks up his nose? He could stick one of his own male body parts up there and it wouldn't bother me at all.
# posted by Blogger pissed off patricia : 8:02 AM
 
I certainly don't care what he puts up his nose. I just wonder how he has been able to sustain it for so long.
# posted by Blogger C-Nihilist : 6:48 AM
 
Funny thing is, this isn't the first time I've heard the story, but it is the first time I heard a denial to go along with it. Personally, I think he's not really alive any longer, he long ago pickled his internal organs, and the rest of his body has learned to operate not on blood, but Jack Daniels.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:28 PM
 
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