Braindead Shithead
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
The future of masturbation has arrived
And wouldn't you know, it's Japanese... not to mention stylish! Psst... guys... if you're looking for the product that will "revolutionize the realm of adult goods" then look no further. Tenga is for you. Tenga comes in several different models designed to replicate the feel of different sexual positions and even offers a special add-on to pre-warm your Tenga. As much as I'd like to say this was a review, I can't. I mean I'd love to tell you about Tenga's "deep sucking action" and "arousing slurping sound" but unfortunately Tenga has not yet realized the power that us bloggers wield and sent me a demonstrator model. However, according to Tenga Co., Ltd.'s website, the company is capitalized to the tune of ¥43,000,000 (about $350,000 US) so somebody must think the Tenga is pretty good. At about $18 US per Tenga (buy three for $49.99 US and get a FREE hole warmer!), Tenga will need a lot of, umm, satisfied customers.All I want to know is, when will President Bush recognize the growing sex toy gap and ask Congress to appropriate funding to spur innovation in the highly competitive masturbatory aid market? After all, it seems like a better investment to me than war and we'd have a happier citizenry.
Seen at Danny Choo's blog via (the appropriately named in this case) Japan Probe.
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